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Manufacturer Human Recall Notice
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression, or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The manufactureer, who is neither liable, nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this S.I.N. defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through the
REPENTENCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the
Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big, or small the S.I.N. defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self-control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E,
(Believer's Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention.
The Maker of all human beings,GOD, asks that you please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the FAther any time by "kneemail."
"Who you are makes a difference." A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her high school seniors by telling them the difference they had made in her life. She called them to the front of the class one at a time. She told each of them how they'd made a difference to her and the class. She then presented each one with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters, which read, "Who I am makes a difference."
The teacher then told the students she wanted them to participate in a class project to see what kind of impact that recognition would have on a community. She then handed the students three ribbons each and told them to go out and do their own acknowledgement ceremonies, follow up on the results and then report the outcome to the class a week later.
One of the boy's in the class went to a junior excecutive in a small company and honored him, for helping the student with his career planning. He gave him a blue ribbon and even pinned it on his shirt, he then gave the junior executive the other two ribbons. The student shared that he was participating in a class project and asked that the junior executive go out and do as he did. Find someone to honor, perform the ceremony, pass along the extra ribbon and then report back to the student.
The junior executive took the ribbons and later that day decided to give them to his boss, who many felt was not a very nice fellow. He sat his boss down and much to the boss's surprise, told him how he deeply admired him for being a creative genious. The junior executive explained the ceremony and asked if he would participate. Surprisingly the boss said yes. The junior executive then placed the ribbon on the boss's jacket right above his heart and handed him the extra one, so that he could honor someone as well.
That night the boss arrived at home and sat down next to his fourteen year old son and said, "You know the most incredible thing happened to me today." "One of my junior executives came to me and said he admired me, he even gave me a blue ribbon for being a creative genious." He said, "He thinks I'm a creative genious." He went on to say, "He put this ribbon on my jacket that said, "Who I am makes a difference." He then explained to his son that he was given an extra blue ribbon and he too needed to honor someone as well. He looked as his son and said, "Son, I want to honor you." "My days are so hectic with my job that when I come home I don't pay any attention to you." "Today I don't want to yell at you over grades, or because your bed isn't made." "Today," he said, "I just want to tell you that who you are does make a difference." "Other than your mother, you are the most important thing in my life, you're a great kid and I love you." The startled boy was so shocked he couldn't respond. He just began to sob and sob as his whole body shook. He then said to his dad, "I've been contemplating suicide dad, because I didn't think you loved me." "Now I know you do."
The next day the boss went back to work a changed man. He was no longer a grouch and made sure to let all of his employees know that they made a difference. The junior executive went on to help others with their career planning and never forgot to let them know that they too made a difference and the young boy and his classmates, they learned a valuable lesson. That no matter who you are, you do make a difference and one of the greatest assignments in life is to let others know the difference they make, and to share the message that God loves each and every one of us and created us so that who we are.....makes a difference.